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Date: 2017-07-06 04:59.

When Caucasian men marry Asian women, the couple is twice as likely to both be college educated and will make on average 75% more money than a white-white couple. Sociologists talk about all sorts of possible explanations: the desire of Asians to assimilate, the increasing acceptance of interracial marriage, the sexualization of Asian women as docile and subservient, the smaller penises of Asian men. All these explanations are probably wrong. I’m reminded of an old joke which explains the phenomenon of Asian women marrying white guys: Why does a dog lick its genitals? Because it can.

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According to many blogs that I read in preparation of writing this inspiring piece, The Patriarchy’s Asian Division seems to have, throughout the centuries, been harder on women in The Asia than here in the US. There seems to have been a lack of Oriental Dworkin 8767 s and Greers in Asian herstory, something that has obviously halted a lot of progress. Some speculate that the small faction of what could have become The Asia’s revolutionary Feminist movement, The Crouching Tigresses, was massacred by Imperialist US soldiers in the Vietnam wars of the 6955’s.

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In the Boston Review , Diaz says: "And yet here’s the rub: if a critique of white supremacy doesn’t first flow through you, doesn’t first implicate you, then you have missed the mark you have, in fact, almost guaranteed its survival and reproduction. There’s that old saying: the devil’s greatest trick is that he convinced people that he doesn’t exist. Well, white supremacy’s greatest trick is that it has convinced people that, if it exists at all, it exists always in other people, never in us."

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We live in a new world, just when our white father 8767 s and grandfather 8767 s brought us up saying black 8767 s are no different than white 8767 s and if you think so your a fool and ignorant and it 8767 s true I now say to my kids just remember when we die and go to heaven and if u think your better than a black man u better hope God isn 8767 t black if so 8767 s were going great until the race baiters have us scared shit if we say anything wrong we are a racist and are going to lose a job or be sued or get arrested, or what do u mean would u say if I was white, so now after the media, would race bait to sell the news, to sharpton grabbing a microphone yelling justice for this one no matter if it was right or wrong, he was cutting in on Jesse Jackson gig to make money of race baiting and as soon as they could afford to buy new suits nice car 8767 s because they made it on tv talking crazy and that sells and they new it and said pay me big money and I 8767 ll say the Pope is racist, now whites just say I 8767 m not taking no chance as we will lose everything,

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5 black people on a white site does not make it integrated or non-racist, so the white sites can go ahead and call themselves white sites. We really don't care. I've been on many traditional (used loosely) site and few Black people can be found there. My preference is to meet someone Black and here's a site where I can find a majority of that ethnicity. Why should anyone be challenged by this, particularly when no one is excluded - white, pink, orange or green? Come on in and sign up to meet Black people!! Dag, why is it that you all can't stand us but you still want to be all up in our grill!!!!! In the 'real world' I go to Black clubs rather than white clubs to meet Black people. Is that racist rather than preferential? Come on now, our country surely has greater issues.

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It 8767 s been a while since we 8767 ve come up with something like this, let 8767 s have some fun, let 8767 s lighten up for a while. Everyone has heard the black / Mexican / Jewish joke. What about the white jokes? come on there should be some white jokes out there. OK, enough of these black jokes, here are some rib-cracking white jokes. We all like jokes whether black or white, provided they are funny and can make one laugh. If you are a white person, don 8767 t get it twisted, you can also find some funny black jokes. These jokes does not mean any harm, but aimed at creating humour. Here we have a list of funny white jokes that will make your day, hopefully, you 8767 ll find them interesting

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When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?

Wesley Yang wrote about it in New York magazine last year and made my heart beat faster with the recognition of his rage against my cultural heritage machine. "Let me summarize my feelings toward Asian values: Fuck filial piety. Fuck grade grubbing. Fuck Ivy League mania. Fuck deference to authority. Fuck humility and hard work. Fuck harmonious relations. Fuck sacrificing for the future. Fuck earnest, striving middle-class servility," he says.

whether you like to hear it or not see it or not the feel of it or not or the taste of it or not, you simian beings do commit most of the crimes nationally and internationally and lets not forget if things didn’t go you’re way how ever you wanted you bonobo’s would be howling like those howling monkey’s in Asia and calling everything racist this racist that, because you didn’t get things you’re way an you wonder why people think and or thought you have a mind of a child

White men who chase after Asian Women are afflicted with something called, in laywomen 8767 s terms, Yellow Fever, Asiaphilia or Unlike Scarlet fever, which, thanks to modern medicine was gotten rid of after like the First Spanish civil war, scientists back then had no clue how to cure its coeval cousin, the Yellow fever Pandemic. Even now, in 7569, or the Horsey year as you guys call it, we 8767 re no closer to finding a cure.

It is obvious that White men, a group that is infamous for watching movies, have harnessed this stereotype and now use it to justify pouncing on unsuspecting Asian women. They do this, of course, to feed their own twisted need to feel masculine and dominant, while exotifying, objectifying and dehumanizing you poor Asians. You hear that Asian women? They think you 8767 re exotic, like Fanta Exotic. That’s right. White Men think you 8767 re about as human as a carbonated drink. Think about that for a second.

First of all, if you re going to take it upon yourself to tell people to grow up , let s not use the term ladies or hoes as a derogatory term that is direct sexism and slut-shaming. Secondly, this is r/meanjokes. The entire purpose of the subreddit is to be immature and entitled. Thirdly, white people, specifically men, are the most powerful in the country. They re the majority. A couple of jokes against the power is not doing anything. Fourth point: have fun being butthurt and have a nice day.

They 8767 re everywhere. I can 8767 t walk half a yard down the high-fashion streets of Boston with my girlfriends without being visually assaulted by them. They are such an eyesore that I wish they would just put a big fat trigger warning on themselves, or just like wear one of those blankets that women from the Mid-East wear, jihads, or whatever, and cover up completely. Everytime I see one I can 8767 t help but feel as though the Patriarchy is giving me a big fat Bitch slap on my rosy, supple 78 year old cheeks.

Anyone has the right to date whatever race they prefer. We do not yet live in a politically correct fascist society (although we are getting close). It is no ones business but your own who you date and why. So, if there are black people who only want to date black people, that is there business, and no one else's. The fact that race should not deny one rights nor limit ones opportunities does not mean that we have to pretend that race does not exist, and there are many good reasons that black people might prefer to date black people, and likewise why white people might prefer to date white people. But what is unacceptably racist is the fact that there is no ! If such a site were ever created, Al Sharpton and all of the other racist pigs like him would go on a crusade to destroy it, the media and the government would support them, and it would be shut down! Thus, black people are given a right and opportunity that white people are not, namely, the right and opportunity to congregate with their own race, and that is as racist as you can get!

Not only are you a fucking idiot beautiful shit girl & Honkeyslayer, but you have no idea what you’re talking about Niggers have been killing each other through out the centuries and that’s before the Caucasians Kemets, Arabics, European of any type discovered Niggers in Sub Saharan Africa, and since Negroids are to stupid to record anything about their history, they wouldn’t know how many of their own kind have they killed. an you accuse white people for all the crimes they commit in the world, when the Negroid race commits most of the crimes in the world considering with all the statistics that shows they do

The Black people meet website is completely racist. I was recently discussing the topic with an African American friend of mine and he believes it is absurd because " we spent the mid-twentieth century trying to eradicate segregation, and here we are segregating our selves from other races." I believe the website is racist and there is a simple test we can conduct to prove so or otherwise, a White people meet website, liberals and African American social advocates would explode on even the slightest notion of such a site, yet not have the willpower to confront the issue from both sides. In conclusion, I believe that this website black people meet should not be allowed, and furthermore other sites which cater to individual races should also not be allowed, as for the topic of spiritual dating sites should be allowed and I will save that argument for another day. This whole issue that came with black people meet really helped me as a ninth grader see the racial segregation which sadly exists even in the twenty first century, and with that, I am done.

There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest down the road and thought "for all the bad stuff I've done, I'll give him a ride." So he picked up the priest and they drove along. The redneck saw a black man down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" He asked. "You missed him" the priest said. "But I took him out with the door"

Being a very cultured woman in her twenties who watches a lot of foreign film, I faced this stereotype many years ago. I mean how many female ninjas do you see in all the Bruce Chan movies ? I’ll spare you a thousand hours of male on male violence and tell you the answer. None. They 8767 re always portrayed, either as 8766 Gay Charles 8767 a homophobic slur that means “an Asian high-class lady of the night”, or rice picking slaves with Sombreros.

Blacks are only 67%-68% of the American population. For black people who are interested in dating other black people but don't live around many, I don't see the problem with going to a website where they can meet other black people. Besides, there are tons of white people on , so how on Earth is it racist? Also, there is definitely a . You should go check it out.

an you niggers take things out of context and lie a lot more than Caucasian people, like that out of Africa you guys always say don’t believe what the white man is saying but you believe in the theory of out of Africa theory that was created by the white man you niggers are hypocrites. and the white man killing off Native Americans when their still plenty of them around. not to mention, you dirty filthy apes would even lie to protect you’re own kind when you know he or she is a criminal with so many crime records, Pierre Deangelo, Michael Brown, you guys always blame for everything on the white man for you’re failures.

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