Posted: 2017-10-13 02:45
OK, I thought, pouring myself a stiff drink as I prepared to sift through these messages from actual, living men with functioning central nervous systems. Maybe none of them read her profile, or maybe they thought that she was fun-crazy instead of actually-ruin-your-life crazy. I just had to convince them that she was the latter. My new goal was to get these men to stop messaging her back. I was going to make AaronCarterFan come across as so abhorrent that not even the kinds of dudes who comment on YouPorn videos would respond to her.
I loooove to sing Luther Vandross songs. Also, I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can 8767 t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on I 8767 M YOUR MAN!!!YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET 8767 S GO CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) MAY GOD BLESS YOU INDEED!! I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. XOXOXOXO applause:
I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit. Maybe there was a woman so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikeable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her. So I made the OkCupid profile of the Worst Woman on Earth, hoping to prove that there exists an online dating profile so loathsome that no man would message it.
Hello, Soosoo. Love your comment. Almost everyone looks their age and this is a beautiful thing. If you are 55, what is wrong with looking 55? I have yet to meet a woman who is 95 or 55 and looks like a 85 year old. That would be weird anyway. I luv and have luved every one of my ages. this needs to be placed on a big billboard all around to remind people of this.
Not to mention how ridiculous people sound when they tell others that they look than their age. If they do, they don t need to point that out. If they don t, they will sound out of touch with reality, to say the least.
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I can t tell you how many times I have read a guy s profile and literally cringed at how it was written. It doesn t matter how good looking you may think you are, what you say and how you say it has a lot to do with how you are perceived. What you didn t mention, at least in this article, are the types of pictures that should and shouldn t be posted. Maybe it s just me, but I can t stand shirtless mirror shots. Is that all you ve got to offer? If you re just looking for a hookup, I guess it s perfect. Even worse, the shots of a guy taking his own picture in the mirror with his camera or phone, like he s so insecure he can t admit to anyone he needs help getting a good picture of himself. I am not a 65 by any stretch, but I think photos I ve posted say a lot about my personality, interests, and sense of humor, and that is what the guys I m looking for really care about anyway.
Uploading a photo is one of the first steps is to creating your profile. Your main photo is the first thing men will notice about you, so it’s worth taking the time to make sure it’s perfect. The worst thing you could do is use old photos of yourself. It’s dishonest, and you’ll only make the guy mad when you meet in person. The only exception is if you look exactly the same as you did five years ago or whatever the case is.
You don’t just want to attract all kinds of men. You want to attract men who you’ll be attracted to in return, which means you need to include important details about yourself in your profile. This includes specifics about your hobbies, religious beliefs, political stance, etc. General statements about loving movies and Italian food won’t help you stand out from the millions of other women out there, even if you really do like those things.
I am looking for someone with honesty and integrity. Please be who you say you are please no game players! Please show a recent photo (get out of denial, yes, you and I both have aged hopefully, gracefully, lol!) We all wish we looked and felt the way we did 65 years ago! A person with a good sense of humor A smile goes a long way make someone happy today! My profile says I am 55 Sorry, I wasn 8767 t able to change it I am .. 56!
In the online world, quality men are few and far between. With countless women competing for the same men, a one of a kind profile is absolutely critical to your success. You may be an amazing woman, but none of this matters if you don 8767 t know how to effectively express your best qualities and what you are looking for through the written word. Writing and online dating are an art form. Our experts specialize in both.
You also want to be aware of certain words that will attract men. A study by Wired , who analyzed data from and , identified 6,555 keywords that are the best and worst options. Words you should try to use include “yoga”, “surfing”, “Radiohead”, “abs”, and “whom”. Pick and choose the ones that work best with your interests. Words you shouldn’t use include “my cats”, “drama”, “girlfriends”, “retirement”, and “karaoke”.
“Today is your day, your mountain is waiting.” -Dr. Seuss
I’m an outdoorsy guy who enjoys getting into nature as much as possible and I try to get to the mountains whenever I can. When I’m not working or exploring the outdoors, you’ll find me at home hanging out with friends and cracking jokes or downtown checking out a band I’ve probably never heard of—the weirder the better. If you’d like to spend some time outside with a nice guy, I’m the one for you.
So, honestly, this guy pisses me off. I wan to slug him for being yet another example of 8775 act like a jerk = get girls 8776 . I don 8767 t see anything honest, clear, or direct about that profile. I don 8767 t care for shock jock tactics. It 8767 s almost conformist how every attempt to prove 8775 I don 8767 t care what other people think 8776 all look the same. So I guess I don 8767 t 8775 get 8776 the joke. I 8767 m too serious.
“Cool it down,” isn’t just a lyric in one of our favorite Velvet Underground songs. It’s also basic advice when it comes to dating. Online dater, Nathaniel elaborated for us, “Girls get tired of cheesy compliments like, ‘you are so beautiful, you have such beautiful eyes, I think I’m in love, I’ve died and gone to heaven, if I’m sleeping don’t wake me, I must be dreaming, let’s do it, your so hot, etc.’ Don’t use pick up lines ever. They don’t work.” The same goes for guys everyone will just think you’re creepy if you over-do it with compliments, especially when you barely know them. According to data from the online dating site messages with generic compliments that included words like sexy, cute, beautiful, or gorgeous actually made responses go down. Also, while it’s one thing to be tongue-in-cheek, it’s another thing to be vulgar. The best way to approach a first message is to keep it in ‘friend’ territory. Keep your message light and simple. You have plenty of time to develop things further, so be patient for now.
8. I would rather be a rock star then a movie star. My personal theory on music, is that it is just pure, emotional communication, have you ever listened to a song in another language but still understood on an emotional level, what the song was trying to express? Music can bring emotions out in us and bring us back to emotions that we felt in the past it 8767 s a talent that I wish I had, and emotions are really the most addictive chemicals.
Living it actually, I guess this question is supposed to mean 8775 What ambitions you have? I don 8767 t know why they just don 8767 t come right out and say it rather than being general or beating around the bush. I like comics and stuff, and I want to self publish this murder thriller graphic novel I have in the back of my head. I already have my 8775 career 8776 So it 8767 s not like I 8767 m going to spice this up and say 8775 I 8767 m going for my In Rocket Science!!! 8776 just to try and impress people on here, But I 8767 m not fake, I 8767 m real. I don 8767 t exaggerate, especially on my OKCupid dating profie.
Yep, totally happy being me. Stone-cold logical, analytical, and theoretical, with a side of heartfelt expression of human empathy. Absolutely hate acting without sufficient information to make intelligent decisions and the expertise to succeed. Nothing to do with other people 8767 s approval, or lack thereof, I personally disapprove of making bad choices through ignorance and impatience. Call me an altruist, but I actually enjoy being kind and supporting to people without expecting anything more than a simple 8775 thank you 8776 in return. My collection of well-read comic books, my xbox game save files, and my penchant to quote everything from Greek philosophy to Star Wars will definitely get me the kind of girlfriend I can introduce to my weekly board game buddies and play-by-post D& D pals. Yep, I 8767 m sweet as plain vanilla and thus as invisible as a cubicle-cloth suite at the office.
Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for all the advice here. It was a pleasure to read. A friend of mine has been struggling with his profile, and was convinced that he was the reason he wasn 8767 t getting much interest. I 8767 m never for tricking anyone, but I told him online dating is as much about advertising oneself as advertising a product, you have to be thoughtful with what you choose to put out there and how you represent yourself. We 8767 re working on a profile together now, mostly cause I insisted he let me try to help before closing his down for good.
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